How To Get Deleted From My Kindle

book-reviewsPublishers, take note.  Reading on a Kindle is different from reading a physical book.  The old publishing paradigm does not work, and must be changed when you publish a book on the Kindle.

If you’ve read Make A Killing On Kindle by Micheal Alvear on making a fortune writing for the Kindle, you already know most of this and may want to play quietly in the corner while I educate some other folks.

This Sunday I was looking for a book to read on my Kindle.  This should be easy since I have literally hundreds of books on my Kindle, mostly gathered up from the free books on Kindle resources.  Some are self-published, others are from publishing houses of various sizes. 

The first seven books I began to read on the Kindle, I deleted from my device after less than ten pages. 

These are the reasons why.

1)      When it comes to a book on the Kindle, I have already purchased the book.  Therefore I don’t want or need five or six pages of review excerpts to remind me how wonderful this book is supposed to be and how talented the author is.

These pages are useful in a physical book in a physical book store – I will certainly flip through them to decide whether or not I want to buy.  But in the case of a book on Kindle, these reviews (and honest customer reviews) are on the books page on Amazon.  I have already read them, as well as a blurb about the book, and made my buying decision.  Now you are just wasting my time and annoying me as I flip, flip, flip, flip – oh never mind I’ll read something else.

Delete From Device

2)      Authors, especially self-published, some of you have taken to writing ten pages about why you wrote the book, what idea or notion inspired you, what purpose you had when you sat down to write.  I don’t care why you wrote it.  You probably wrote it for the same reason I write – I like to write, I like to explore ideas with my writing, and I like to make money with it.

If you wrote for a purpose, the book ought to accomplish that purpose through my reading it.  If it doesn’t – you failed.  Delete From Device.

If you have to spend ten pages justifying the facts you used in writing the book, then you must think I won’t believe you as I am reading.  If you can’t create a suspension of disbelief in a work of fiction –why would I bother to read your book at all?  Delete From Device

I understand that many of you have lots of fans who love to know all about your thought process as a writer.  I am not one – and at this rate I won’t become one.

Feel free to share these things with me – at the end of the book.  Hopefully, I will enjoy the book and I reach the end hoping for more, or full of questions about whether this could really happen, or thinking about the points you have made or the dilemma you’ve presented me with and then I will enjoy this information.  But when it is presented at the front of the book – you’ve lost me.  Delete From Device

3)      A table of contents, the copyright info, perhaps a dedication – that’s all you need at the front of a Kindle book.  What I don’t need – and this killed me – is a table of contents with links to the author info, copyright info, publishers info, and..  best of all … a link to the real table of contents.  Which followed this first table of contents.  By the time I read through the title page, the copyright info, the publishers info, authors info, the first table of contents which linked me to the title page, copyright info, authors info, publishers info, and – oh yeah – the real table of contents – and THEN I hit yet another “table of contents” with chapter headings – I laughed and, you guessed it, Delete From Device

 This is what I want to see when I open a book on my Kindle.

A title page with the book title and authors name and the copyright info, maybe an intriguing quote or dedication.  Followed by a table of contents with chapter titles.  And then I want to see something that says “Chapter One – Mary had a little lamb…”

If I open my Kindle to find something to read – and have to flip through ten pages of things I am not, as a reader, interested in – you’ve lost me.  Delete From Device

And I’ll remember you.  I won’t bother with another book for free, and certainly won’t be buying any. I won’t write a review for Amazon or on my Kindle Book Reviews Blog.

Publishing for the Kindle is still in it’s infancy.  It is already clear that it is creating a great opportunity for Indie writers, and small publishers to compete on the same scale as the big publishing houses.  Little guys, here is your chance to shine, especially.

Apparently some of the big houses cannot grasp that they can’t just slap the book into some software and have it pop out formatted for Kindle.  As I mentioned earlier, the lengthy pages of front “stuff” that helps sell the physical book in a physical book store is a waste of your readers time on the Kindle.

But, Indies, please don’t squander your opportunity by getting so wrapped up in your ego trip that you waste the first pages of the book on more stuff I don’t care about.

One last thought - if you allow your book to be “sampled” (the “send a free sample” button on Kindle book pages at Amazon) only a few pages are sent.  If I ask for a sample, and all I get is copyright info and reviews, I won’t buy.  If I ask for a sample and all I get is why you wrote the book or a justification of the facts presented in a novel, I probably won’t buy.  After all – if you just told me your purpose for writing the book, then I don’t need to read it, do I?

I enjoy other peoples success at least as much as I do my own.  I love to help others achieve success.  This article is written in hopes that it will help publishers and authors create Kindle books that will suck in readers and sell like hotcakes.  And save me from wasting half an hour deleting books from my Kindle before finding something to read.

Blessedbe

Summer Foovay

Summer Solstice Greeting Cards, Editing, And Other News

Summer solstice is one of my favorite holidays. Summer is generally a good time of year for me. Generally, I am warm enough, have enough money to live on, and am spending lots of time outdoors. This year is no exception. To make things even better, this week has seen some good sales on the Summer Solstice greeting cards in my Zazzle store.

This Summer Solstice greeting card has been a long standing best seller, with its Summer Solstice blessing and matching postage.

 

This beautiful photo taken by a friend of mine of the Summer Solstice sunrise has been a long time favorite:

 

And this year, these newer Summer Solstice postcards are finally taking off:

 

This Summer Solstice card is meant to be a bit romantic:

Romantic Summer Solstice Greeting Card
Romantic Summer Solstice Greeting Card by foovay
Browse more Romance Cards at Zazzle

 

You can see all of my Summer Solstice greeting cards here.

This morning I had the great pleasure of spending a couple of hours with the local author that I am doing some editing for. I am learning a lot, and I think he is, too. There is so much satisfaction in helping others achieve their dreams of being published writers.

I was so proud of one of the new blogs for making its first few sales this week. Anyone who knows me well knows that I love Crazy Socks. I have a whole drawer full of them in every color, thickness, and length. Looking at socks to feature on the Crazy Socks Blog is a lot of fun. Now if it catches on I’ll be able to buy more socks…

Guess what hubby bought me (a little early) for my birthday! New Converse shoes! Of course, they absolutely must have some freaky fancy new Shoelaces – most likely some of these cool two-color shoelaces that I featured on the Cool Shoelaces blog not long ago.

Speaking of my birthday – I like to follow the hobbit custom of giving presents on my birthday. What I’d like to give to you – unless you already have them all – are free copies of all of my books on Kindle. And if I have time, I hope to have a new book publishing about the same time, and will make it available for free as well. So if you like my writing, keep an eye on this blog this month for more announcements about the freebies. And if you haven’t already bookmarked it, subscribed to it, etc. here is my flash fiction blog.

Hope you are having a beautiful summer!

Summer Foovay

PromoteMePro Does Not Work

snake-oilPromoteMePro, a very highly publicized and promoted product, actually does nothing at all.  The sellers of this product are aware of the fact that it does not work yet continue to promote it and to solicit a great number of affiliate marketers to promote it.  There are dozens of videos on YouTube about how great it is – which it really would be – if only it did anything, anything at all.

PromoteMePro does nothing, except cost you $27 – probably a lot more if you fell for all the high pressure up-selling techniques around it – and about a half day to go through the tutorials to install a WordPress plug in that does nothing at all.

And when you write support you get back a note – I kid you not – I quote – “It worked when Sean put it in, but it doesn’t work now.  We don’t know why.  We’re fixing it and will issue an update”.  A note which I received a week ago now – with no further follow-up.  And I suspect I’ll soon learn that since I didn’t “upgrade” I’m probably not eligible for the update – when and if it ever comes out. They are clearly way more interested in selling the product than in making it live up to it’s promises.

Do not waste your time, do not waste your money on PromoteMePro.

I cannot believe there are people making videos and “reviews” about how great it is – since if they have installed it, they know it does not work.  How do you people sleep at night?

True story.  The way to make money on the Internet is to sell people schemes to make money on the Internet.  And most of these sellers and promoters are snake oil salesmen.  After ten years, I even still fall for one now and then – to my embarrassment.  But I won’t lie to you and promote it and tell you run buy it you gotta have this to geometrically increase your income from blogging.  Because I ran and bought it and installed it and it…  hasn’t done a damn thing since.

I just can’t do it.  Personality flaw, I guess.

If only I was in Texas, I could shoot them for selling me a non-product and, far as I am concerned, stealing my money. But since this is the Internet, I suppose I’ll be threatened with a lawsuit for telling the truth.

Blessedbe

Summer Foovay

UPDATE:  I seem to have hit a nerve.  I received this email from Edward Haberthur:

Hi there,

First Sean did launch a good product.  Sunday before the Launch The plugin worked I know as I installed it on my own site.

When he launched all heck broke loose and alot happened.  See it was tested alot before it was launched.  The programmer who built it took a dive and left sean hanging.  So Sean is now having his other programmer fix what the other one did and see each programmer does there own style and setup so this new other programmer who been with Sean for awhile now has to short through code to find what has been messed up.  And fix it.

You do have 30 days for a refund this should be fixed before then.  It will work I have faith in sean that his programmer will fix this plugin.

And I am  not sure it is nice to say your going to shoot someone if they live in Texas and over $27 I take my working relationship with Sean very serious.  and I care for Sean.
We will fix the plugin but Patients is very important here.

All the best!
Edward

 

Edward – I am not sure it is “nice” to continue to sell a product you know does not work. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that English must not be your first language, also.

Updated again on 6/8/2013

I have received a refund for the product, PromoteMePro.  To my knowledge, it still does not work – although if someone would like to let me know when it is fixed or updated so it does work, I would be happy to post that here.  It is all too bad, really, because if it had done all it is promised to do I believe it would have been a great aide to anyone wishing to make money with a blog.

I guess the old adage, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is – is still true.